Jason Quote #225
Jason: Whoa. This is the Jacksonville SuperSuites Hotel ballroom where I had my prom and also traffic court.
Eleanor: But this has to be my party, because that's the bed pan that Stone Cold Steve Austin used to beat up Vince McMahon in 1998! [gasps] It was a classic moment. Don't judge me.
Janet: I'm so sorry, guys. The Good Place uses your life experiences to plan the perfect party, but it's only designed for one person at a time. When you walked in as a group, it became...
Tahani: A mishmash of all four of us.
Eleanor: [sighs contentedly] It's perfect.
Jason: Um, no it's not, Eleanor, because there's no go-kart track and no monkeys. No offense, but you're being a real smooth brain right now.
Janet: See those Green Doors? You can use them to visit any time or place, real or imagined. Just think about where you wanna go, and what you wanna do, and walk on through.
Tahani: So, one could walk amongst the dinosaurs, or witness the very first production of Hamlet at the Globe Theater.
Jason: I'mma go Tokyo drift with monkeys! See you in a thousand years!
The Good Place Quotes
‘Patty’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Holy fork, that is a soothing chime.
Tahani: It really is the most incredible chime I've ever heard, and that is coming from someone whose godfather is the most famous clock in the world.
Chidi: Is Big Ben somehow your godfather?
Tahani: Mm-hmm.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: So about this party, is everyone in the Good Place invited? Like, is Aristotle gonna be there?
Janet: Sorry, Chidi, Aristotle's in the Bad Place. He defended slavery.
Chidi: Socrates?
Janet: No, too annoying. Very loud chewer.
Chidi: Plato.
Janet: Slavery again. Oh, you know who is here? Hypatia of Alexandria. Do you know her?
Chidi: Hypatia? [Janet nods] Of Alexandria.
Janet: That's right.
Chidi: Uh, yeah, I know her. [muffled screams] Ooh, Hypatia! I'm gonna ask her so many questions pertaining to the grand ideas about the universe, like: "Why?" Oh, oh, and also... "How?"
Janet: Ooh.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: We're finally headed to the Good Place. It's the "me" of places! I-I got in, I can say stuff like that again.