Michael Quote #243
Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By
Doug Forcett: Oh, this is fun. You get to meet Raymond. Hi, Raymond.
Raymond: Hi, dum-dum. Who are these two hosers?
Doug Forcett: Don't worry about Raymond. He's just a local sociopath who comes by my house to take advantage of me. Yeah, I got your laundry all folded and ready for you.
Raymond: For whatever reason, this loser does whatever you tell him to do. Watch. Hey, give that guy your shoe.
Doug Forcett: Would that make you happy?
Raymond: Very happy. Now give him your shoe.
Michael: Well, that's okay, Doug, don't... I don't need your shoe. Please don't give me your shoe.
Raymond: Well, then give me your shoe, or I'll be sad.
Doug Forcett: There you are. [Raymond laughs as he throws the shoe into the woods] Well, as long as he's happy. See, if I make him happy, I get the points. That's how the system works, remember?
Raymond: Go get your shoe, idiot.
Doug Forcett: [chuckles] Be right back. Ow. Oh, that's a bleeder. Oh. Yeah.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes
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Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.
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Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.