Chidi Quote #118
Quote from Chidi in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Chidi: OK, so I've spent a lot of time thinking about everything that's happened in the last year...
Waitress: Hi, there. What can I get you to drink?
Simone: Uh, I'll have an iced tea, please.
Chidi: Water, thanks. Um... It's been a time of massive personal and professional growth...
Waitress: Sorry, sugar with that iced tea?
Simone: Yes, please.
Chidi: Um, all in all, it's been overwhelmingly positive and I think that's due in large part to you.
Waitress: Sorry, real quick. I'm gonna go on break, so Helmut will be taking care of you.
Helmut: Hello. Will you be eating with us today?
Chidi: Just, please, give us one second.
Helmut: Ja, okay. One. That was one second. Ha-ha, that was a joke.
Chidi: Please get out of here, Helmut!
Helmut: OK, ja.
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Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!