Tahani Quote #130

Quote from Tahani in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?

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 ‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.

Quote from Eleanor

Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!

 Tahani Al-Jamil Quotes

Quote from A Girl from Arizona (Part 2)

Tahani: Oh, Jason, I'm so sorry.
Jason: Janet was my whole afterlife. How am I gonna get over her?
Tahani: I used to have a breakup routine when a relationship ended. Champagne and Alanis Morissette. Not the actual singer. I just listened to her albums at my friend Adele's house.

Quote from A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.