Mindy St. Claire Quote #8
Quote from Mindy St. Claire in Dance Dance Resolution
Eleanor: Is it always the three of us?
Mindy St. Claire: It's always at least Eleanor and Janet. Usually Chidi's in the mix. Sometimes Jason is here. One time, Jason and Tahani were here. But you know what? No matter what the combo is, I always ask you guys to bring me cocaine next time, and you never do. Do you have anything I can snort, like a crushed-up aspirin or some eye shadow or cocaine?
Eleanor: Still no. There's only one question we need to answer right now, and that is, what do we do next? I mean, this place doesn't seem terrible.
Both: Maybe we should just stay here forever.
Mindy St. Claire: You always say that. And you always end up going back. I mean, sometimes you go back because you feel bad your friends don't know what you know. Sometimes you go back because you walk in on me while I'm masturbating, and sometimes you go back because I walk in on you while I'm masturbating. But no matter what, you always go back. You formulate a plan to defeat Michael, and you head back.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Dance Dance Resolution’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.
Quote from Janet
Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for.
Michael: I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: Oh, I know. I'm not actually upset. It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. Michael, you monster!
Quote from Jason
Chidi: Michael, what do we do here?
Michael: I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason: I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.