Tahani Quote #162
Quote from Tahani in A Girl from Arizona (Part 2)
Tahani: Michael, I'm afraid we need to talk about Eleanor.
Michael: I know what you're gonna say. She's just been really busy. I'm sure she'll get around to showering at some point.
Janet: No, it's not that. Although, it's not, not that. It's possible we need a new team leader.
Michael: Oh, really?
Tahani: We just can't help but question her decision-making. She balked at bringing Chidi and Simone together. She ignored my concerns about Linda. Her plans for Brent backfired. We've made precious little progress. Perhaps leadership isn't her forte.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Oh, Jason, I'm so sorry.
Jason: Janet was my whole afterlife. How am I gonna get over her?
Tahani: I used to have a breakup routine when a relationship ended. Champagne and Alanis Morissette. Not the actual singer. I just listened to her albums at my friend Adele's house.
Quote from Jason
Michael: Do you know why I forced you to act like a monk in the original neighborhood?
Jason: Does it have to do with the TV show Monk?
Michael: No.
Quote from Eleanor
Michael: You get it all out of your system? You gonna come back, get to work?
Eleanor: No, man, I meant what I said. I quit.
Michael: I'm sorry you overheard that, and they're sorry they said it. But you don't just get to quit this, Eleanor. This is not your seventh-grade band, or three hours into a two-week juice cleanse. A little more at stake here.
Eleanor: Yeah, man, that's why I'm quitting. The things that are happening here are above my pay grade. How do I get Brent to stop being such a deckhead? How do I fix Simone when she's convinced all of this is happening inside of her brain? Ooh, maybe I should drive her into the arms of my ex-boyfriend? That sounds fun. What do I do about John, the gossip king, or the demon spy who punched me in the face? And how do I do it all with a pleasant smile to keep everyone's spirits up? I'm not meant for this. I'm not the freakin' savior of the universe. I'm just... a girl from Arizona. That's it. I'm just a normal girl from Arizona. I ate junk food, I watched reality shows, I sometimes left H&M wearing more underpants than I had on when I came in. I did a bad job of being in charge of my own life, and now I'm supposed to be in charge of everyone else's life? I... I cannot do this.