Janet Quote #126
Quote from Janet in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)
Michael: Whoa, slow down.
Eleanor: Did you put those trash cans there just so you could crash into them?
Bad Janet: That wasn't my fault, I was texting. Okay, let him go, dung buckets.
Michael: Nice try. We'll put him on the train and handcuff him to a bench. Yeah, forgive us if we don't trust you not to cheat again.
Bad Janet: Surprised you figured out that Linda was a fake, because we all thought you were too stupid.
Eleanor: Well, it was actually Tahani who got suspicious.
Bad Janet: Aww. That is so embarrassing for you. Seems like you're royally forking this up, just like we knew you would.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.
Quote from Tahani
Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.
Quote from Eleanor
Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.