Quote from Janet in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)
Michael: Whoa, slow down. Eleanor: Did you put those trash cans there just so you could crash into them? Bad Janet: That wasn't my fault, I was texting. Okay, let him go, dung buckets. Michael: Nice try. We'll put him on the train and handcuff him to a bench. Yeah, forgive us if we don't trust you not to cheat again. Bad Janet: Surprised you figured out that Linda was a fake, because we all thought you were too stupid. Eleanor: Well, it was actually Tahani who got suspicious. Bad Janet: Aww. That is so embarrassing for you. Seems like you're royally forking this up, just like we knew you would.