Shawn Quote #37

Quote from Shawn in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Michael: Wait. I need to say something. I know this seems bleak and it feels like we're all doomed and therefore humanity is doomed.
Eleanor: You needed to say that?
Michael: The point is, I believe that we're destined to succeed. There is nothing that the Bad Place can throw at us that we can't handle, because we are an incredible, inspiring, brilliant group of...
[elsewhere:]
Shawn: Supercharged, d-bag, ass-wiping maniacs. I mean, look at you. I am so proud of how disgusting and cruel you all are. You suck. You all suck donkey butts.

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 ‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.

Quote from Tahani

Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.

Quote from Eleanor

Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.