Michael: Wait. I need to say something. I know this seems bleak and it feels like we're all doomed and therefore humanity is doomed.
Eleanor: You needed to say that?
Michael: The point is, I believe that we're destined to succeed. There is nothing that the Bad Place can throw at us that we can't handle, because we are an incredible, inspiring, brilliant group of...
[elsewhere:]
Shawn: Supercharged, d-bag, ass-wiping maniacs. I mean, look at you. I am so proud of how disgusting and cruel you all are. You suck. You all suck donkey butts.