Eleanor Quote #314
Quote from Eleanor in Pandemonium
Eleanor: So, let me sum this up for you, John. Ya dead.
John: What?
Eleanor: But don't worry, it's okay that you're dead, because you, John Wheaton, are in the Good Place. You're here because of all the incredible things you did on Earth, which are all right in front of me, so let me just check your file. [looks at alien language] Mmm, good. Yes. That's what I thought. Wow, John, what a life you've led. Sorry, did I introduce Michael? [laughs softly] He's my assistant.
Michael: Hi.
Eleanor: He just transferred over here from dog heaven, so, you know, he's still getting used to people. What do you say I show you around the neighborhood?
The Good Place Quotes
‘Pandemonium’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Yes, we will no longer be together. The Bad Place has pulled off the most intricate cork-blork of all time. Hmm, it's a nice touch that the cursing filter maintains the rhyme. I appreciate that attention to detail.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Hang on. I'm not giving up yet. Let's have an old-fashioned brainstorming session. We'll get Chinese food, and we'll throw pencils and stick them in the ceiling, and someone will say something innocuous and I'll say, "Wait... Say that again."
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: Okay, listen. There's a guy out there who's awake and doesn't know what's happening, okay? You gotta pull it together. You've got this.
Michael: No, I absolutely do not. I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor. I'm just middle management! [Eleanor shushes him] What if I fail? It'll be like the failure to end all failures. It'll be... an epic fail. Is my tie getting tighter, or is my neck getting fatter somehow? Oh! This is what we do. We tell the judge we have to cancel the experiment because I have a fat neck. She'll understand.