Eleanor: So, let me sum this up for you, John. Ya dead.
John: What?
Eleanor: But don't worry, it's okay that you're dead, because you, John Wheaton, are in the Good Place. You're here because of all the incredible things you did on Earth, which are all right in front of me, so let me just check your file. [looks at alien language] Mmm, good. Yes. That's what I thought. Wow, John, what a life you've led. Sorry, did I introduce Michael? [laughs softly] He's my assistant.
Michael: Hi.
Eleanor: He just transferred over here from dog heaven, so, you know, he's still getting used to people. What do you say I show you around the neighborhood?