Michael Quote #248

Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By

Chidi: I thought Doug Forcett was the blueprint for leading a good life? He seems pretty confident that Doug is heading to the Bad Place.
Michael: For a while now, I have felt like there was something wrong with how the point system was evaluating humans. At first I thought it was that the system didn't allow for the possibility that people could improve. That's why I convinced the Judge to send you back to Earth so you could confront the ways you were living. But now I'm worried that the problems with the system might be much more serious. We need to gather some real evidence.

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 ‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes

Quote from Eleanor

Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.

Quote from Chidi

Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.

Quote from Tahani

Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.