Jason Quote #145

Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Jason: Stupid Donkey Doug! I mean, two factories I can understand but... but three?
Michael: You might want to consider the possibility that your father's a lost cause.
Jason: I have an idea, but I need your help. Will you guys help me?
Michael: I mean, yeah, that... that's why we're here, Jason.
Tahani: What's your idea, darling?
Jason: We're gonna save Pillboi.

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 ‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?

Quote from Eleanor

Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!