Jason Quote #143
Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Pillboi: This is huge, J. When Double Trouble pops off, I'll be able to quit my job at the old folks' home. Buy a big-ass mansion. Every day I'd wake up, get out of bed, brush my teeth rinse, go downstairs, open the fridge... "Damn, we outta milk." Get in my car...
Michael: You don't have to run through the whole imaginary day.
Donkey Doug: Jason, I believe in Double Trouble. Why won't you believe in me?
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Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!