Janet Quote #96
Quote from Janet in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Chidi: I just wish I could end things in a way that I knew wouldn't hurt her.
Janet: Bing! I usually appear out of thin air and there would be a pleasant bing sound, but I don't have my powers so I'm doing my own bings now. Bing! Chidi, what if I could create a virtual reality simulation where you could practice different break-up scenarios?
Chidi: You can do that?
Janet: I think so. I do know everything about you, and Simone, and computer programming, and virtual reality, and artificial intelligence, and the human brain and everything else. I'm kind of a nerd. I'll start building the simulator now. Bing! [chuckles] Don't... Turn around. It's embarrassing. Bing! [walks out of the room]
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Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!