Jason Quote #108
Quote from Jason in Everything is Bonzer!
Jason: K, will you make me the happiest man in the world, and agree to be my wife?
Police Officer: No. Do you think my name is the letter K?
Jason: Just say yes. If we're married, legally you can't arrest me. Plus, bonus... you get half the stuff I stole.
Police Officer: [over radio] Yep, he just confessed to the robbery.
Jason: Damn it.
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