Quote from Jason in Everything is Bonzer!
Jason: K, will you make me the happiest man in the world, and agree to be my wife? Police Officer: No. Do you think my name is the letter K? Jason: Just say yes. If we're married, legally you can't arrest me. Plus, bonus... you get half the stuff I stole. Police Officer: [over radio] Yep, he just confessed to the robbery. Jason: Damn it.