Derek Quote #14

Quote from Derek in Leap to Faith

Eleanor: Speaking of people getting what they want, I really hope Mindy liked the present we sent her.
[elsewhere:]
Mindy St. Claire: Who are you?
Derek: Derek.
Mindy St. Claire: "Thanks for helping us all those times we showed up. To repay you, here's a willing sex robot and two duffel bags full of cocaine."
Derek: There are wind chimes where my ding dong should be. [wind chimes tinkling]
Mindy St. Claire: I can work with that.
Derek: All right!

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