Jason Quote #82
Quote from Jason in Leap to Faith
Chidi: Well, we have no choice. We go to Shawn, and we tell him that we'll trade secret information about the reboots, if he'll go easy on us, and if that doesn't work, we try to get Janet free and head to Mindy's. Agreed?
Jason: Yeah, Michael sucks now. He pretended to be our friend. He's gonna torture us for eternity. And you know what the worst part is? He doesn't remember the name of my favorite football player.
Tahani: Definitely not the worst part.
Jason: It is to me. Blake Bortles is a cool name. Derek Bortles is a dumb name.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.
Quote from Jason
Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?
Quote from Michael
Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.