Chidi: Well, we have no choice. We go to Shawn, and we tell him that we'll trade secret information about the reboots, if he'll go easy on us, and if that doesn't work, we try to get Janet free and head to Mindy's. Agreed?
Jason: Yeah, Michael sucks now. He pretended to be our friend. He's gonna torture us for eternity. And you know what the worst part is? He doesn't remember the name of my favorite football player.
Tahani: Definitely not the worst part.
Jason: It is to me. Blake Bortles is a cool name. Derek Bortles is a dumb name.