Janet Quote #57

Quote from Janet in Leap to Faith

Shawn: By the way, I know what you're thinking. "Maybe Janet can help."
Michael: Ah. You're wrong.
Shawn: Janet?
Janet: [appears with her hands cuffed] Oh, hi, you little cuties. I love you guys so much, except for you, Jason, because I hate you. I hate you.
Eleanor: Janet, what's wrong?
Janet: Ooh! Where's my phone?
Michael: We put a restraining bracelet on her, disrupting her powers.
Janet: It's made of mag-a-nets. Mag-a-nets. Mag-a-ne-its. Magnets are supposed to make me feel drunk, but guess what, I feel fine.

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 ‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes

Quote from Michael

Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.

Quote from Jason

Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Quote from Michael

Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.