Eleanor Quote #150

Quote from Eleanor in Dance Dance Resolution

Chidi: Who else is being tortured? Are we the only two?
Eleanor: I got to assume Jason is as well... Jianyu. You know him as Jianyu, but his real name is Jason, and he's a dirtbag from Florida.
Chidi: What?
Eleanor: Also, Tahani is a candidate as far as I'm concerned. Yesterday, she told me that she was Taylor Swift's best friend but Taylor Swift wasn't her best friend. She sucks.
Chidi: No offense, but I can't believe you and I ended up in the same place.
Eleanor: Hey, I'm not thrilled about it either, bud. I always assumed the afterlife was full of cool people, not talking sweater vests.

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 ‘Dance Dance Resolution’ Quotes

Quote from Jason

Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.

Quote from Janet

Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for.
Michael: I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: Oh, I know. I'm not actually upset. It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. Michael, you monster!

Quote from Jason

Chidi: Michael, what do we do here?
Michael: I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason: I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.