Eleanor Quote #59

Quote from Eleanor in What We Owe to Each Other

[flashback:]
Eleanor: So you need to me house-sit the whole week? Sounds like somebody's gonna have a sweet vay-cay.
Brittany: As I told you before, my mom is very sick. I'm gonna help her move into assisted living.
Eleanor: Well, I'm here for you. And your Wi-Fi is way better than my neighbor's, so I'm in.
Brittany: It's gonna mean taking care of Lester too. Walk and feed him twice a day. Give him his kidney medicine.
Eleanor: Yup, got it... feed his kidneys.
Brittany: Eleanor?
Eleanor: Yeah?
Brittany: This is gonna be a very stressful week for me. I need to know that I can count on you.
Eleanor: I won't let you down. I promise.

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Michael: No, no, no, I'm fine. Top of my game, actually. Uh, here, let me just, uh... Have a seat. There you go. So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those Friends really were friends, weren't they? Although... and I realize this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal being... How did they afford that apartment? A waitress and a chef with those Manhattan real estate prices.
Eleanor: Yeah, we were all confused about that too.

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Chidi: No way. No, that's really weird. You can't make small talk with her for one day without being caught?
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Tahani: Jianyu, my love. How are you?
Jason: [looks at Magic 8-Ball] I am decidedly so.
Tahani: That's very profound.
Tahani: Um, soul mate... an idea. Our neighborhood now features a spa, and it offers couples packages. And I thought maybe we could get facials and do yoga and talk in long, discursive sentences. What do you say?
Jason: [looks down] Signs point to yes.
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