Michael Quote #336
Meg: Welcome to the Good Place, everyone.
Drew: Michael, so happy you made it. You look radiant. You have the calming yet authoritative presence of a bomb-sniffing dog.
Michael: I'd just like to say, thank you so much for letting me be here with my friends. I know it's unorthodox for someone like myself to visit the Good Place, but it's just so wonderful, and I don't have any weed on me, so no need for the cops.
Chuck: Michael, Michael. You and your friends are heroes. And you're more than welcome here. In fact, we have some very exciting news.
Annie: While the rest of you get settled in, we want to give Michael a swearing-in ceremony so he can become an official Good Place architect.
Michael: Oh, my goodness.
Chuck: Michael, please, follow us.
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Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Holy fork, that is a soothing chime.
Tahani: It really is the most incredible chime I've ever heard, and that is coming from someone whose godfather is the most famous clock in the world.
Chidi: Is Big Ben somehow your godfather?
Tahani: Mm-hmm.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: So about this party, is everyone in the Good Place invited? Like, is Aristotle gonna be there?
Janet: Sorry, Chidi, Aristotle's in the Bad Place. He defended slavery.
Chidi: Socrates?
Janet: No, too annoying. Very loud chewer.
Chidi: Plato.
Janet: Slavery again. Oh, you know who is here? Hypatia of Alexandria. Do you know her?
Chidi: Hypatia? [Janet nods] Of Alexandria.
Janet: That's right.
Chidi: Uh, yeah, I know her. [muffled screams] Ooh, Hypatia! I'm gonna ask her so many questions pertaining to the grand ideas about the universe, like: "Why?" Oh, oh, and also... "How?"
Janet: Ooh.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: We're finally headed to the Good Place. It's the "me" of places! I-I got in, I can say stuff like that again.