Meg: Welcome to the Good Place, everyone.
Drew: Michael, so happy you made it. You look radiant. You have the calming yet authoritative presence of a bomb-sniffing dog.
Michael: I'd just like to say, thank you so much for letting me be here with my friends. I know it's unorthodox for someone like myself to visit the Good Place, but it's just so wonderful, and I don't have any weed on me, so no need for the cops.
Chuck: Michael, Michael. You and your friends are heroes. And you're more than welcome here. In fact, we have some very exciting news.
Annie: While the rest of you get settled in, we want to give Michael a swearing-in ceremony so he can become an official Good Place architect.
Michael: Oh, my goodness.
Chuck: Michael, please, follow us.