Janet Quote #152
Quote from Janet in You've Changed, Man
Michael: Shawn, you'll all still have jobs. Bad place architects help design the test. Rank and file demons, they'll play roles just like they did in my original Neighborhood. And remember how much fun you had playing the Judge?
Judge: I don't know, guys. You think this will work?
Jason: It sort of already has. Chidi just had 800 versions of himself stuffed into his soul at the same time. I mean, he's a new man. He's way cooler now. Uh, I like the old version, too, but not as much.
Janet: It's not just Chidi, Your Honor. When I started in Michael's first neighborhood, I was nothing more than a PalmPilot in a cool vest. But look at me now. I can hold four humans in my void, and conjure Timothy Olyphant in the blink of an eye. Getting rebooted over and over made me a better not-a-person than I've ever been. Humans should get the same opportunity.
The Good Place Quotes
‘You've Changed, Man’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Jason: Tell me about it. I once went to jail for a week just because I stole a hot dog. Well, a hot-dog-shaped car. I stole the Wienermobile.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Now all we have to do is convince Shawn.
Tahani: I'll take the lead. If I can convince Dr. Ruth not to sue Bruno Mars over songwriting credit on "Uptown Funk," I can handle this.
Eleanor: Okay, you gotta tell me that story on the way.
Quote from Judge
Judge: Ugh. All Janet voids are nothing, but Neutral Janet voids are, like, the most nothing.
Janet: Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.
Judge: Why not? The system's broken. You guys proved it. I just want to reboot the whole thing, and go back to my chambers. I am on season three of Justified, and can I just tell you, it is so good. I, like, binged all of season two in a day.
Janet: Think of all the amazing human achievement you'd be eliminating. The works of William Shakespeare. The Pyramids. Timothy Olyphant.
Judge: Ooh, that one stings. There's, like, 50 gallons of man in a 10-gallon hat. I'm, like, oh! Look, I'm the freaking Judge, and I made a freaking ruling, and it's gonna freaking happen, soon as I find the freaking clicker thing. All right, what do I search for? "Humanity eraser button garage door opener thingy Judge." [groans]