John Quote #15
Quote from John in Help Is Other People
John: Okay, you call her muffin? I'm getting a lot of breaking news at once here.
Simone: I was gathering evidence. I didn't wanna compromise the integrity of the data collection.
Chidi: Oh, so romantic.
Simone: Here's what I know. Eleanor and Michael are up to something, and it's focused on us.
I mean, there are, like, 300 people in the neighborhood, and somehow they just spend all of their time talking to the six people in this room.
John: Well, I mean, who else are they gonna talk to? Dumb Shorts Cathy? [Brent chuckles]
Chidi: What is your problem with her?
John: I mean, shorts? "Cathy"? What isn't my problem with her?
The Good Place Quotes
‘Help Is Other People’ Quotes
Quote from Brent
Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.