Michael Quote #301
Quote from Michael in Employee of the Bearimy
Michael: And speaking of which, I figured DemonCon would be the best place to surprise you with my greatest invention. Come on out, Jason! [crowd cheers] I had the boys down in R&D make a Jason suit. I thought it'd be fun new way to torture Janet. Come on. Come on. Here you go.
Shawn: I didn't okay this.
Michael: I know, but hey, I'm Vicky. I'm a total munch.
Shawn: That you are. Good point. Hmm. Not bad. They went a little overboard on the cheekbones, but still. Wait, who's in there?
Michael: Glenn.
Shawn: Makes sense. Get an idiot to play an idiot. I was beginning to wonder where you were, Glenn.
Jason: I'm right here in... Jason. Definitely not a big bucket of goo.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Employee of the Bearimy’ Quotes
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: What in the name of Kevin Spacey's self-made Christmas Eve video message to try to get back on House of Cards is going on here?
Quote from John
Tahani: Hello, all! I took the liberty of preparing a few simple snacks.
John: Whew, this place is nice! Did anyone else see that movie The Lake House with Keanu and Sandy B? Oh, I love a movie with gentle magic. Give me a time-traveling mailbox or a mother-daughter body switch, or like, uh, Sarah Michelle Gellar as a chef and her food tastes amazing because she cries in it? [chuckles] I should've been a screenwriter.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: All right, babe, it's go time. You ready?
Tahani: Absolutely. I feel very confident with you in charge. In the words of my godfather, acting in what can only be described in hindsight as his most problematic role, "You the man now, dawg!"
Eleanor: As always, thank you for finding the quickest possible way to say things.