Chidi Quote #147
Quote from Chidi in Chillaxing
Chidi: I spent my whole life on Earth battling a stomach ache because I never knew what to do. And for a while here, that was gone, but recently, I've been miserable.
Michael: Why, Chidi? You're in the Good Place.
Chidi: I know, but I have this problem, and if I choose option A... [gulps] But if I choose option B... [exhales] No.
Eleanor: You know, Chidi, sometimes adversity can lead to growth. Whatever the moral dilemma is, maybe you'll come out on the other side better for it.
Michael: Yeah. No. I'm used to moral dilemmas. I like moral dilemmas. They're my jam, but this just feels like I'm...
Eleanor: What?
Michael: Like I'm being punished somehow. And, obviously, I know that's silly. This is the Good Place. You two would never do anything to hurt anyone, but I am seriously worried that I did something wrong, and this is the universe getting back at me. [Eleanor whimpers] Oh, no. What's happening now? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, I made God cry? [Eleanor cries] Oh, stomach ache. Welcome back, old friend.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Chillaxing’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: I still don't have a grip on the human emotional spectrum. You guys are often happy when you should be sad and angry when you should be happy, and texting when you should be driving, which is not an emotion, I know, but it's insane. The point is, in this case, even if it's not rational, you're allowed to feel a little angry. Let yourself off the hook. Process it and work your way through it, and then get your shirt together. Because we have a lot of work to do.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Never seen Chidi like that. He was... chillaxing, which is a word I just invented, combing Chidi and relaxing.
Quote from John
John: Oh, goodie. Cucumber water.
Janet: Nope. This is fresh water from Oprah's estate in Maui with mushrooms from her private bog in the Pyrenees Mountains.
John: Oh, my God. It tastes like candy.
Tahani: You know what they say. A mushroom from Oprah's bog is better than anything from anywhere else.
John: Ugh, I didn't know that they said that. I missed out on all the cool celebrity sayings.
Tahani: Say good-bye to FOMO. You can finally experience the best of the best.
John: The only thing that would make this any better is some hot goss. [chuckles]
Tahani: Very well. Our story begins when I ran into Robbie Williams, Heidi Klum, and the remaining members of Fifth Harmony at the Dolce & Gabbana spring show.
John: Hate him, loathe her, over them, cancel it, tell me everything.