Chidi Quote #137
Quote from Chidi in Pandemonium
Eleanor: Are you okay?
Chidi: I... no. Very obviously, no.
Michael: Look, you could spend 100 years in this neighborhood before you even run into Simone. It'll be easy to avoid her.
Chidi: No, no, but we don't want me to avoid her. The whole plan is that I'm supposed to help them learn ethics so they can improve.
Eleanor: Okay, okay. We can deal with that later. Let's just take this step by step. Step one, you leave so I can snap your amnesiac ex-girlfriend out of her post-death coma and welcome her into fake heaven.
Chidi: That's step one?
The Good Place Quotes
‘Pandemonium’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Yes, we will no longer be together. The Bad Place has pulled off the most intricate cork-blork of all time. Hmm, it's a nice touch that the cursing filter maintains the rhyme. I appreciate that attention to detail.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Hang on. I'm not giving up yet. Let's have an old-fashioned brainstorming session. We'll get Chinese food, and we'll throw pencils and stick them in the ceiling, and someone will say something innocuous and I'll say, "Wait... Say that again."
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: Okay, listen. There's a guy out there who's awake and doesn't know what's happening, okay? You gotta pull it together. You've got this.
Michael: No, I absolutely do not. I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor. I'm just middle management! [Eleanor shushes him] What if I fail? It'll be like the failure to end all failures. It'll be... an epic fail. Is my tie getting tighter, or is my neck getting fatter somehow? Oh! This is what we do. We tell the judge we have to cancel the experiment because I have a fat neck. She'll understand.