Chidi Quote #138

Quote from Chidi in Pandemonium

Chidi: Look, Simone is really perceptive. I might slip up and reveal something. Look, this isn't just about me feeling awkward around my ex. It's more about, if I am awkward around my ex, everyone gets tortured forever.
Michael: No, there has to be another way.
Eleanor: Oh, I've got it. Just remove Simone from Chidi's memory and keep everything else. Boom.
Michael: It doesn't work that way. You all spent a lot of time together, so his memories of you and her are all swirled together. But let's keep thinking.
Chidi: Guys, I've thought about this from every angle. If we don't wipe my memory, I will, one way or the other, ruin the experiment. You know I'm right.
Eleanor: No. No, man. It can't be, because if we erase your memory all the way back to before you met Simone, that includes Australia and the study and the Soul Squad and everything. That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.

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 ‘Pandemonium’ Quotes

Quote from Eleanor

Eleanor: Yes, we will no longer be together. The Bad Place has pulled off the most intricate cork-blork of all time. Hmm, it's a nice touch that the cursing filter maintains the rhyme. I appreciate that attention to detail.

Quote from Michael

Michael: Hang on. I'm not giving up yet. Let's have an old-fashioned brainstorming session. We'll get Chinese food, and we'll throw pencils and stick them in the ceiling, and someone will say something innocuous and I'll say, "Wait... Say that again."

Quote from Michael

Eleanor: Okay, listen. There's a guy out there who's awake and doesn't know what's happening, okay? You gotta pull it together. You've got this.
Michael: No, I absolutely do not. I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor. I'm just middle management! [Eleanor shushes him] What if I fail? It'll be like the failure to end all failures. It'll be... an epic fail. Is my tie getting tighter, or is my neck getting fatter somehow? Oh! This is what we do. We tell the judge we have to cancel the experiment because I have a fat neck. She'll understand.