Michael Quote #238

Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By

Michael: Some people in town are saying you live a pretty interesting life out here. Growing your own food, completely off the grid? We would love to do a human interest story about you for the paper. What do you say?
Doug Forcett: Okay, well let me think. Well, first off, I'm so flattered that you'd want to do a whole news story just about me. [chuckles] That's so nice. A heartfelt thanks to the whole Scoop family. Can I ask... is your newspaper printed on recycled paper?
Michael: Yes, you know, very recycled. The most.
Doug Forcett: Well, all right then. Come on in.
Michael: Great, great. Oh, hey, you know, before we forget. Can Janet take a photo of you for the paper?
Doug Forcett: Oh. [chuckles]
Michael: Okay, can you look up a little and to the right? [Michael holds the photo of a younger man that used to be on his office wall] Smile, but only with your mouth and not your eyes. Perfect.

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Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.

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Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
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