Jason Quote #147
Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Jason: OK, hurry up and get this crap in my truck. [sirens wail]
Police Officer: [over bullhorn] Jacksonville Police. Come out with your hands up.
Donkey Doug: Are you a cop? 'cause if you are, you have to tell us!
Police Officer: [over bullhorn] Yes, this is the police.
Donkey Doug: Yup, I knew it, it's the cops!
Jason: Well, what do we do? Yo, let's get out of here.
Donkey Doug: No. I know I haven't been the best father in the world. I might not have even been in the top five. I wanna make up for that. I'll distract 'em. You run out the back.
Jason: No, that's crazy.
Donkey Doug: It's what my dad did for me, and his dad for him and some day, you'll do this exact thing for your son.
Jason: I mean, I hope not.
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