Jason Quote #146

Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Donkey Doug: Pillboi?
Jason: No, it's me. Pillboi's friend, Jason. Pillboi's not coming.
Donkey Doug: If you're here to tell me an energy drink body spray is a bad idea, I've heard it before. From a bank, and some doctors.
Jason: I'mma help you make Double Trouble but you gotta leave Pillboi alone from now on. I'm trying to save him.
Donkey Doug: Oh, dip. You got religious and shizz? Amen.
Jason: Amen.

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