Chidi Quote #119

Quote from Chidi in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Chidi: All right, look. Just, um... we need to break up. I am... I am breaking up with you!
Simone: Why?
Chidi: I can't... It's... I ju... It's... it's complicated. But it's happening. Ya dumped!
Simone: OK.
Chidi: Wait. Wait, no... Come back. Please.
Helmut: Ja, OK, I'm back.
Chidi: Not you, Helmut!

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