Jason Quote #135
Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Jason: I can't wait to show you guys all the cool sights in Jacksonville. Like, that swamp is where me, Pillboi and Donkey Doug used to stand and try and blind pilots with laser pointers. And, oh...
Michael: Yeah, maybe we should do the tour after we, you know, save your father's soul.
Tahani: Oh, I've been meaning to ask, why are you trying to save your father? I've heard you mention your friend Pillboi many times but you've not mentioned your father once.
Jason: What do you mean? I talk about Donkey Doug all the time.
Tahani: I'm sorry. The man you call "Donkey Doug" is your father?
Jason: Yeah.
Tahani: The "Donkey Doug" with whom you tried to blind airline pilots with laser pointers?
Jason: Yeah.
Tahani: The "Donkey Doug" who is banned from Disney World for biting Buzz Lightyear?
Jason: In his defence, he thought it was someone else.
Tahani: Who?
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Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.
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Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!