Chidi Quote #114
Quote from Chidi in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
[virtual reality:]
Chidi: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm dying.
Simone: No, you're not.
Chidi: Yes, I am. Because we're all dying, slowly, when you think about it. We start dying the moment we're born, so, not a lie. [snaps fingers]
Chidi: OK, here it is. I'm just going to be perfectly honest. My real name is Special Agent Rick Justice, FBI. Nope. [snaps fingers] [snaps fingers] [snaps fingers] Simone, the last year has been truly amazing. And with that in mind... [Simone gasps] Will you marry me?
Simone: Yes! Yes, of course I will! Oh! [people applaud]
Chidi: Wait, what-what am I doing? Why did I think this would work?
Janet: [v.o.] Chidi, I'm gonna go ahead and reboot this one myself.
Chidi: Yeah, good call.
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Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!