Mindy St. Claire Quote #9

Quote from Mindy St. Claire in Dance Dance Resolution

Chidi: Okay, a plan. We need a plan, but...
Chidi & Mindy St. Claire: What if we come up with a plan we've already tried before? Will you please stop that?
Mindy St. Claire: Yeah, just to help you out a little, I've written down every plan you've ever come up with, which obviously never worked, because you're here, and you're back, so good luck.
Eleanor: "Physically attack Michael." "Seduce Michael." "Make Michael think he's the one in the Bad Place." "Catch that magic panda. Use her powers." Oh, I'm guessing that was Jason.
Mindy St. Claire: That guy has no idea what's going on.

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 ‘Dance Dance Resolution’ Quotes

Quote from Jason

Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.

Quote from Janet

Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for.
Michael: I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: Oh, I know. I'm not actually upset. It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. Michael, you monster!

Quote from Jason

Chidi: Michael, what do we do here?
Michael: I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason: I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.