Chidi: They're gonna catch us! This is an extremely precarious situation! I am vexed, Eleanor!
Eleanor: A marriage counselor and a human lie detector isn't my first choice for company, either. But they have no reason to suspect us! Plus, I think they may have actually just come here to, you know... swing. I say we do it. It'll get 'em to stop asking questions.
Chidi: No, I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!
Eleanor: Really? You and I are very different.
Chidi: Yeah, I noticed!
Eleanor: You know what, man? I have spent every second in this place worried I was gonna get caught, but if we go down right now, that's on you, okay? Oh, you spend all your time teaching a charming, awesome lady? How sad for you. Face it, dude. I'm the best thing that ever happened to you. Because guess what, Chidi? Ya basic!
Chidi: Eleanor...
Eleanor: Yeah, I know, you want to do that thing where we're arguing and fighting, but then suddenly it's like, "Whoa, this is hot," and we start making out. Dream on! Or, whatever, fine, let's just do it.
Chidi: No, Eleanor, look. [they wave to Nina and Bart through the window]