Nina: Thank you guys so much. Sorry for the imposition.
Eleanor: Oh, bah.
Bart: Oh, well, if you want to know the truth, we asked Michael if we could stay with you. We are obsessed with your relationship. Always whispering, locking yourself in the house all day.
Nina: I thought I was an expert in true love 'cause of my old job, but I have a lot to learn from you guys.
Eleanor: Your job? What was your job?
Nina: I was a marriage counselor. You could say I wrote the book on healthy relationships. And I did! [both laughing] It's called, "How to Spot Problems in a Marriage From 100 Miles Away."
Eleanor & Chidi: Oh, cool. Really cool. Cool. Really, really cool. Cool, cool.
Chidi: And what about you, Bart?
Bart: Oh, well, my job wasn't nearly as interesting. I started a company that investigated identity theft. Analyzing body language, tracking and catching people pretending to be someone they're not. It's... pssh, snooze, am I right?