Michael: [answers video call from the Judge] Hello, Your Honor.
Shawn: [chuckles] You fell for it. It's me, Shawn. Just wanted to wish you bad luck.
Michael: Trying to psyche me out? You must be scared.
Shawn: Oh, I'm very confident. I think we've picked some excellent subjects for your stupid experiment. When you fail, and you will, I've got something special cooked up for your four little friends.
Michael: Let me guess, they're gonna be tortured with penis-flatteners and bees with teeth. You are so predictable. Why don't you at least switch it up once in a while? Try using teeth-flatteners and bees with penises.
Shawn: First of all, that's stupid. But also, we are switching it up. When you fail, the four humans will be tortured for all eternity. But guess who's going to be doing the torturing?
Michael suit: [on video] Hello, idiot. [chuckles]
Shawn: We built a Michael suit. The boys down in R&D said it couldn't be done. So I made it out of them. That's Vicky in there right now, taking you for a spin.
Michael: You are disgusting.
Michael suit: Disgusting-ah.
Shawn: Oh, Michael. It's going to be so amazing watching your four BFFs look so sad and betrayed and confused as you, their reformed demon-daddy, unleash a swarm of... penis bees. I invented those. That was me.
Michael: Well, I will just tell them what you're going to do, and they'll know that it isn't really me.
Shawn: And we'll erase their memories of you telling them. Thanks for inventing that little trick, by the way. Very useful. Have fun, Michael. Enjoy everything that is about to overwhelm you.
Shawn & Michael suit: Mm, bye, bitch!