Jason: Oh, this is my friend, Michael.
Donkey Doug: Aw, crap. You look like a cop. Are you a cop? Because if you are, you have to tell me. And you're not allowed to arrest me for anything you saw before I knew you were a cop.
Michael: I'm not a police officer.
Jason: Yeah, Michael's cool. And this is Tahani, who is my wife, I guess.
Donkey Doug: Dang, nice pull, son. How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?
Tahani: Again, I'm his wife.
Donkey Doug: Wow. That's the first time that line has ever failed. You must really love him. Welcome to the family. Come on in.