Jason Quote #138
Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Jason: Oh, this is my friend, Michael.
Donkey Doug: Aw, crap. You look like a cop. Are you a cop? Because if you are, you have to tell me. And you're not allowed to arrest me for anything you saw before I knew you were a cop.
Michael: I'm not a police officer.
Jason: Yeah, Michael's cool. And this is Tahani, who is my wife, I guess.
Donkey Doug: Dang, nice pull, son. How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?
Tahani: Again, I'm his wife.
Donkey Doug: Wow. That's the first time that line has ever failed. You must really love him. Welcome to the family. Come on in.
The Good Place Quotes
‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!