Jason Quote #138

Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Jason: Oh, this is my friend, Michael.
Donkey Doug: Aw, crap. You look like a cop. Are you a cop? Because if you are, you have to tell me. And you're not allowed to arrest me for anything you saw before I knew you were a cop.
Michael: I'm not a police officer.
Jason: Yeah, Michael's cool. And this is Tahani, who is my wife, I guess.
Donkey Doug: Dang, nice pull, son. How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?
Tahani: Again, I'm his wife.
Donkey Doug: Wow. That's the first time that line has ever failed. You must really love him. Welcome to the family. Come on in.

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Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.