Jason Quote #138

Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Jason: Oh, this is my friend, Michael.
Donkey Doug: Aw, crap. You look like a cop. Are you a cop? Because if you are, you have to tell me. And you're not allowed to arrest me for anything you saw before I knew you were a cop.
Michael: I'm not a police officer.
Jason: Yeah, Michael's cool. And this is Tahani, who is my wife, I guess.
Donkey Doug: Dang, nice pull, son. How about you and me go check out my Jacuzzi and put stuff in each other?
Tahani: Again, I'm his wife.
Donkey Doug: Wow. That's the first time that line has ever failed. You must really love him. Welcome to the family. Come on in.


 ‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?

Quote from Eleanor

Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!