Tahani: So you also love Chidi, and you... you just told him, just now, right before I did?
Eleanor: Technically, you told him that he loves you, but yes.
Tahani: [sighs] This isn't ideal. We must remain civil. He's simply going to have to pick one of us, and the loser will just have to accept her fate with grace and equanimity.
Eleanor: Maybe if you lose. If he doesn't pick me, I'ma start throwing stuff.
Tahani: Classy as always.