Blanche Quote #499
Quote from Blanche in Brotherly Love
Dorothy: Blanche, I didn't steal your date. Ted told me that you had absolutely nothing in common.
Blanche: Well, obviously. He's dull, boring and has dubious taste, to say the least.
Dorothy: If that is some schoolgirl attempt to get my goat you're wasting your breath.
Blanche: I'm simply questioning how any man could possibly choose you over me.
Dorothy: It's not working, Blanche.
Blanche: I suppose there could be some exceptions. Convicts who haven't seen a woman in 25 years...
Dorothy: It's still not working, you bimbo.
Blanche: How childish to resort to name calling, you Jezebel.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Brotherly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Floozy.
Blanche: Tramp.
Dorothy: I? [laughing] I am a tramp? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux? Join the Army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux? The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Ted, what a surprise!
Ted: It's great to see you again.
Stan: What about me, babe?
Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.
Quote from Rose
Rose: I can't sleep.
Blanche: Try counting sheep.
Rose: I can't count sheep, I'm allergic to wool. I got to 23 and I broke out in hives. That's when I started counting the members of the Jackson family. Michael, Janet, LaToya, Tito,
Blanche: Rose!
Rose: And then there's Stonewall Jackson but I don't remember him on the Victory Tour.