Sophia Quote #674

Quote from Sophia in Brotherly Love

Sophia: Okay, that's it. Drink this. It's a secret potion from the old country guaranteed to put you to sleep.
Rose: Looks like milk.
Sophia: Trust me, Rose. Drink it. Slowly. That's right, down the hatch. [grabbing a pan out of the cupboard] We call this Sicilian Sominex. [Sophia stands behind Rose with the pan] Now, you might feel a slight tingling. But, believe me, you'll sleep like a baby. [Sophia lines up the pan]
Rose: I don't feel any tingling, when's it gonna hit me?
Blanche: Sophia! What are you doing?
Sophia: I was making a soufflé and it got away from me.

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