Blanche Quote #1033
Quote from Blanche in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Blanche: Rose, listen. Now, you have a very critical date coming up. Everything I said would happen has. He's been more attentive, he's sent you flowers, he's done your laundry and returned most of it. We're right on schedule, but tonight he's gonna ask you if you're seeing other men. Do you know what you're gonna say?
Rose: I'm not sure.
Blanche: Just be bold, be brazen, be brutal. Now, what are you gonna say?
Rose: [sassy] I'm not sure.
Blanche: Rose, if you're gonna be my lump of clay, you gotta be a little bit smarter. When he asks you if you're seeing other men, just tweak his nose and say, "My, my, sir, I do believe you're jealous."
Dorothy: What about the vapors, Blanche? Shouldn't she be overcome by the vapors?
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Dorothy: Rose, what does the letter say?
Rose: You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.
Dorothy: "Dear St. Olafian, I'm afraid there's bad news."
Rose: What?
Dorothy: "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."
Rose: Oh, no. I better send water.
Dorothy: "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf, the Umbrella King. He has suffered enough."
Rose: Well, if it'll help bring in the crops.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: What if I got gorgeous for nothing? What if Tony doesn't even notice me?
Blanche: Well, that's his hard luck. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: The only ones my age are floating on the top.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Sophia, I'll bet with a few tips from me, you can have this guy Tony in bed in no time.
Sophia: That's good, because that's exactly how much time we have.
Dorothy: Now, my mother does not do that.
Sophia: Yes, I do. I've just been in dry dock. I'm back now. I'm suited up, Coach. Put me back in the game.
Blanche: OK, but you have to listen to everything I say. When I say "jump," you say, "On who?"