Dorothy Quote #930
Quote from Dorothy in The President's Coming! The President's Coming!
Dorothy: Stanley, get out.
Stan: Wait. Please. I just took a bath on those Daniel Ortega buttons that say "four more years."
All: Out!
Stan: You know, I can never tell when you ladies are kidding.
All: Out! Out!
Stan: Good one.
Dorothy: Stan, I want you gone before the President gets here.
Stan: Come on, Dorothy. I'm a big fan. Maybe he'd like to meet me. I almost voted for him. I would've if I could have registered. You know those things go straight to the IRS?
Dorothy: So could I.
Stan: See you.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘The President's Coming! The President's Coming!’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Blanche: What's your gripe with the President, anyway?
Dorothy: He calls himself the "education president," but our education system has some serious problems. I see the illiteracy, I see dropouts, I see kids who can't even find India on a map.
Rose: Well, to be fair, Dorothy, that stumped Columbus too.
Quote from Rose
Sophia: Pussycat, are you doing the grocery shopping today?
Dorothy: Yeah. Something you want?
Sophia: Uh, pick up a couple of chicken breasts, and why don't we say 40 - better make that 45 - tubes of sunscreen.
Rose: Oh, Sophia, I've made that mistake before. The best thing to do is just turn the oven down if you don't want the chicken to burn.
Dorothy: Rose, honey, I don't think my mother was planning on using the suntan lotion on the chicken. What do you mean, you've made that mistake before?
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: You wouldn't believe all the security out there. Of course, they have to have it. When the President comes to town, it brings out all the oddballs. [doorbell]
Stan: Hi, it's me, Stan.
Blanche: Stanley, what are you doing here?
Stan: I'm glad you asked. Inside this box is my best novelty yet, not to mention the perfect tie-in to the President's visit. Ladies the George Bush point of light on a stick.
Blanche: You know, Dorothy, every now and then it dawns on me you had children with this man.