Blanche Quote #740

Quote from Blanche in Rites of Spring

[flashback:]
Rose: This seems like a nice club.
Blanche: But it's for women only. What's wrong with the nice coed gym we just saw?
Dorothy: Come on now, Blanche, that was nothing but a pickup scene. People running around in skimpy outfits, collecting phone numbers.
Blanche: That's not true. I was not in a skimpy outfit and I got all these.

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 ‘Rites of Spring’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Blanche: Dorothy, do you realize it's only two weeks till Phyllis's Memorial Day beach party? That means there's only two weeks till we have to get back into bathing suits again. Well, I just slipped into last year's bikini and I think I look pretty good, but you give me your honest advice. Can I still pull it off?
Dorothy: Right now I'd be surprised if you could cut if off.

Quote from Dorothy

Sophia: This cake is guaranteed to make me gain back that pound.
Dorothy: Ma, all this eating you're doing is ridiculous. Now, I am sure you are already back up to 99lbs.
Sophia: We'll see. Wrong again, Kreskin. Still 98.
Blanche: 98 pounds. I can't remember the last time I weighed 98. Probably college.
Dorothy: Where'd you go to college, Blanche? The University of Jupiter?

Quote from Dorothy

[flashback:]
Yvonne: And stretch. Legs wider.
Dorothy: Oh, ow. That hurts.
Blanche: I'm not having any trouble.
Dorothy: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?